enough said

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L’enfer, c’est les autres aka hell is other people is written by 3zeroes. The characters and contents are usually fiction and exaggerated. He has no money so please don’t sue him.

Le Bundoora Penseur, unknown artist, marker on glued wood door.

Toilet wall paintings & writings are oftenly intelligent, more if the vandalism is found in the university arts and philosophy department: 
” Art upon toilet is the pure form of esthetic, for it is not for the purpose of financial gains, nor social criticism acclaims but merely for the sake of making something plain into beautiful piece, therefor it is the sincerest form of art. However it could be nicer if it’s artists drew lesser cocks and vaginas on their canvases.”

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L’enfer, c’est les autres aka hell is other people is written by 3zeroes. The characters and contents are usually fiction and exaggerated. He has no money so please don’t sue him.

It’s true, all I think about now is sex. I can smell a woman 10 metres away, even without perfume.
I really hate this, the over secreted hormones oftenly messed up my emotion, now I get high reading Les Miserable but cry watching joshikosei.

College is a place where everyone gets laid all the time but not you. 
Miserable people normally hate to see happiness of others. Fuck, the world sucks so much.

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L’enfer, c’est les autres aka hell is other people is written by 3zeroes. The characters and contents are usually fiction and exaggerated. He has no money so please don’t sue him.

It’s only 10pm and I’m having a hangover. Well it’s so good to be in college again, nobody questions your action of drinking excessive amount of beer while kissing the blond girls while having kfc while fast forwarding yamete video tape. Though I had only drinking beer while having kfc while fast forwarding tape.

The state of my mind during hang over. I saw everything in van gogh style and started to feel all the postgraduate girls were hot, especially those from singapore.

But the backfire of drinking while kfc while fast forwarding was so painful and it was like having my brain fucked by jackie chan.

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This is a bad sign, a really bad sign. Beside Yasmin Ahmad was hospitalized in critical condition, I’ve faced failure of getting laid  with the big breasted girl again. Not that I didn’t feel bad for Yasmin condition and her family but there’s another thing that I should be more worried about, muscular dystrophy and dripping penis caused by long absent of sexual exercise. 

I started to cook since I arrived in aussie, my mum keeps remind me for eating healthily but instant mee goreng over here is so malaysiaboleh and beer is so cheap.  

I should be out for walking but I locked myself in the room instead.
I should  be getting laid with girl but I watched chandni chowk goes to china.

Anyway, the movie screening today was so bad that I rather masturbate watching a spinning washing machine. Hell, I think I should masturbate more to keep my penis in shape. I’m tired of wiping my shoes after every loo time.

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L’enfer, c’est les autres aka hell is other people is written by 3zeroes. The characters and contents are usually fiction and exaggerated. He has no money so please don’t sue him.

Last night was the party night. Yea, the party was pretty much like this:

The night was partied by fat & ugly hyperactive women and gay looking men, all the hot girls left with fucked up face guys very early. So the things I enjoyed the most were the free obscene-looking auzzie sausage and urine like taste beer. Maybe I should get my face fucked up next time prior going to party.

Maybe it’s the temperature or maybe it’s just been meeting too many blonds, it triggers my sexual desire. Usually I fuck my right hand but since now I’m in aussie so I changed to my left hand to fantasies it like humping caucasian female. 

I woke up the next morning and found blood stain on my bed, I was so scared then checked my nose, checked my dick, just for in case I also checked my ass.  I found no wounded so obviously the blood wasn’t mine, but I couldn’t figure out whose.

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L’enfer, c’est les autres aka hell is other people is written by 3zeroes. The characters and contents are usually fiction and exaggerated. He has no money so please don’t sue him.

The frozen meatballs of jamie oliver the naked chef, literally

I’ve arrived in Bundoora for a few days now and the weather is freezing my balls out already. Yes, the temperature only frozen my balls but not other part of my body, I’d happy to walk around naked with only a warm t-back. Balls are the weakest part of mankind, and I think it’s true. I should be filling a heat bag in my underpants, although it might cook my testicle into aussie meatballs. 

This is where I do writing, the chair smells like there has somebody pissed on it.

There’s very windy in Bundoora, and a loud Australian girl banshees along the hall way makes everything worse.

Hell is other people, and there’s no exit.

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L’enfer, c’est les autres aka hell is other people is written by 3zeroes. The characters and contents are usually fiction and exaggerated. He has no money so please don’t sue him.